Medical intervention

[worldofice]

These ridiculous cards that continue to flood Yomi indicate information that obviously requires medical attention.

Kawamura-san, your "morning show" suggests regular physiotherapy is required. See Shishido. More than once.

Tezuka-san, despite our interactions, I have pinned your card up in my office your joy riding indicates the beginning of mental instability and potential inner ear issues. You will see me for the latter, and I recommend Yagyuu for the former.

Yukimura, the presence of your card has reminded me that I have been negligent in informing you of your medical check-ups because I dislike the prospect of any kind of conversation as much as you. You will find time next week.

Chitose Miyuki, it is clear that you require a gynecological examination and pap test. It is a simple procedure, so you may select any member of the medical team to attend you.

Yanagi-san, I have heard mere rumours of the content of this particular card, but body alterations require the occasional check. Report to medical bay.

Unrelated to any cards, I have heard reports that there is an issue with Sanada's chest. It was compared favourably with a traditional washboard, which can hardly be considered healthy muscular structure. Sanada-san, you will come to the medical bay for assessment.


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[ooc: Strikes deleted! Yuki, I assume Atobe just got a regular card of yours but would have medical files to remind him of your super-rare fact and prompt the medical check-up question. Also, I appreciate that the cards were given out ages ago! Can we assume Atobe was very slow at opening his pack? He may also have seen other cards put down, dropped or confiscated in medical bay for too much drooling.]

Comments

[chickens]

I believe that Mr Oshitari has photos of Sanada topless if you need to see them.

[worldofice]

Who do you think made the above comparison? On a copious number of occasions.

[chickens]

Oh? Did he provide the photographic evidence as well, or just vivid, artistically worded descriptions?

[chitose_miyuki]

I got one from my own doctor before leaving for here! Nothing would have changed!

[worldofice]

The record of which we have not received. Moreover, that would hardly have been recent, given the travel time.

[sanada_g]

I'm not sure I understand what the problem is.... sir. But if it needs to be done for work clearance, I will make time to see you.

[worldofice]

It seems an urgent issue, so might I suggest tomorrow morning before the lunch break?

[kirihara_akaya]

thats a hole lot of talking to say nothing importent

[worldofice]

whole*

[wildlionchef]

You don't just go airing a girl's medical information out in the open! Or anyone's for that matter!!

[worldofice]

It is literally on a collectable card. Would you care to see?

[shishido0929]

Making friends as usual, I see. I'll speak to Kawamura but the rest of this? Is on you, Nurse Oshitari, and Dr. Chitose.

[worldofice]

You may need to begin a lunch time yoga class to prevent lactic acid build up for anyone who is participating in that radio program.

[spacewillow]

It is on file, as required, Dr. Atobe. However, if you wish to take a look for medical purposes, then I suppose I must oblige.

[worldofice]

A blood infection would be unpleasant.

[toastzuka]

How dare you expose insinuate that I have mental instability on a public communications platform!? I will have you know that I am filing a complaint against you for this disgraceful behavior, especially by a medical professional who needs to have discretion while talking about a patient. Have you not heard of patient confidentiality? And to think I wouldn't have minded being friends with you even though we got off on the wrong foot...

[ooc: strikes deleted before proceeding to curl up in a ball in his bed and hide under his blanket]

[worldofice]

Chill pill? Spray form? You are not a patient, Tezuka-san, that is rather my point. And if discretion is your goal, you might want to consider limiting the scale of your reactions to every small suggestion on base.

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[ooc: strikes deleted XD]

[chitose_senri]

I have a backup copy of both mine and my sister's pre-departure physicals. The doctors who performed them were supposed to have sent everything over, but it looks like it must've gotten lost. I'll bring my copies over right away.

[worldofice]

If they are verifiable accurate copies, that would be acceptable.

[mmmarui]

You remember you're stuck here for five more years with all the people you just pissed off, right?

[worldofice]

The alternative being their dead bodies. Given the dryness of the air, their presence would exceed five years.

[floranotfauna]

No.

Screened to Yukimura

[worldofice]

We both know that uptodate medical records are important for all crew, but in your case in particular. As I have no wish to spend my nights attempting to gather samples from your side of the room, why don't we find a way to complete this with minimal interaction fuss?


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[ooc: he actually screened! It's a miracle. Strikes deleted.]

[kin_chan]

HAY ATOBE i wanna cum see u befr i go on my MISSION??? thank u thank u

[worldofice]

No. What is the issue?

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[ooc: strikes deleted XD]