Medical intervention

[worldofice]

These ridiculous cards that continue to flood Yomi indicate information that obviously requires medical attention.

Kawamura-san, your "morning show" suggests regular physiotherapy is required. See Shishido. More than once.

Tezuka-san, despite our interactions, I have pinned your card up in my office your joy riding indicates the beginning of mental instability and potential inner ear issues. You will see me for the latter, and I recommend Yagyuu for the former.

Yukimura, the presence of your card has reminded me that I have been negligent in informing you of your medical check-ups because I dislike the prospect of any kind of conversation as much as you. You will find time next week.

Chitose Miyuki, it is clear that you require a gynecological examination and pap test. It is a simple procedure, so you may select any member of the medical team to attend you.

Yanagi-san, I have heard mere rumours of the content of this particular card, but body alterations require the occasional check. Report to medical bay.

Unrelated to any cards, I have heard reports that there is an issue with Sanada's chest. It was compared favourably with a traditional washboard, which can hardly be considered healthy muscular structure. Sanada-san, you will come to the medical bay for assessment.


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[ooc: Strikes deleted! Yuki, I assume Atobe just got a regular card of yours but would have medical files to remind him of your super-rare fact and prompt the medical check-up question. Also, I appreciate that the cards were given out ages ago! Can we assume Atobe was very slow at opening his pack? He may also have seen other cards put down, dropped or confiscated in medical bay for too much drooling.]

Comments

[worldofice]

The record of which we have not received. Moreover, that would hardly have been recent, given the travel time.

[chitose_miyuki]

Dude you only need a pap smear like once a year. It hasn't been a year yet.

I'll get one when it's due.

[worldofice]

On base, such checks must be performed more frequently. Need I remind you that we have the facilities to treat only early stage serious illness? At the very least, you would have had this supposed test 6 months prior to today. As I have no record of it, it may well be more.

Pick a date next week, and a doctor. If your comfort is in question, Oshitari can return to wearing his skirt.

Even if I believed your claims, the current situation is unlikely to change in the next half year. So you might as well get this done and end the discussion.

[chitose_miyuki]

What about the guys then, do they need regular prostate exams or is this just you being a misogynistic asshat?

[worldofice]

The default recommendation for a prostate exam is over 40 years. On base, over 35 would be sensible. For PAP, they are required as soon as the... lady... becomes sexually active.

[chitose_miyuki]

And I'm telling you I already got one and haven't had sex since then.

[worldofice]

If you provide the examination results, I will delay your appointment for the appropriate number of months. Rather more hassle than attending tomorrow and not returning for a year, but the choice is your own.