Chickenpox is unrelated to chickens

[worldofice]

Since I have had the deep misfortune to hear this far too many times in the last few days, allow me to make it absolutely clear that chickens do not cause chickenpox.

If you suffer from the latter disease, you have clearly not followed UEA protocol for deep space travel, and your vaccination status is woefully out of date. Report to sickbay immediately or leave the planet.

For those who are to go on the expedition this coming week, you are also required to report to sickbay independent of your views on chickenpox. A health check is mandatory for those spending time on surface.

Comments

[worldofice]

This really should not take long enough to be classed as "entertainment".

An adequate idea. Please proceed.

[shishido0929]

I'm not going to be able to get out of this now, am I?

[worldofice]

Even the greatest ideas are nothing without action.

Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

If you trust Shishido to run a basic first aid course, would you trust him to do a medical check on me in your stead?

Re: Uion☆

[worldofice]

Fuck yes. It is well outside his duties, but if he is prepared to have his time wasted in such a ridiculous fashion, and can collect the required information without compromise to its accuracy.

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Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

Can he do the collection in the engineering office?

Re: Uion☆

[shishido0929]

I guess? If there's somewhere that's clean and uncluttered.

Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

Can do.

You're so much more accomodating than Atobe.

Re: Uion☆

[shishido0929]

When would be a good time?

Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

11AM Tuesday works. I'll be in the engineering office, I'll clear a space for it.