Chickenpox is unrelated to chickens

[worldofice]

Since I have had the deep misfortune to hear this far too many times in the last few days, allow me to make it absolutely clear that chickens do not cause chickenpox.

If you suffer from the latter disease, you have clearly not followed UEA protocol for deep space travel, and your vaccination status is woefully out of date. Report to sickbay immediately or leave the planet.

For those who are to go on the expedition this coming week, you are also required to report to sickbay independent of your views on chickenpox. A health check is mandatory for those spending time on surface.

Comments

Re: Uion☆

[worldofice]

Ridiculous but acceptable. But bodes ill for the urine sample.

I am a doctor. Your weight is part of your medical information. Not your dating profile.

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Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

Good.

My weight should be on my file from when I first got recruited.

Re: Uion☆

[worldofice]

And it needs to be updated. That being the entire point of a medical record.

I also require a urine sample in a sterile container produced in sick bay. Since I am immensely tired of this discussion, I recommend selecting your answer that favours my simple instructions, not your ridiculousness.

Uion☆

[(Anonymous)]

You're a very poor doctor if you're not accomodating your patient's limitations.

Give me the container and I'll do it in a nearby bathroom.

Re: Uion☆

[worldofice]

Medical limitations? Yes. The inability to walk into med bay for 10 minutes like a small child throwing a tantrum? No.

I am no longer interested in this debate. Either show up or discuss the matter with the Commander. I have already given you ten times the amount of time needed for the medical.