Atobe Keigo (
worldofice) wrote2022-06-19 03:12 pm
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Chickenpox is unrelated to chickens
Since I have had the deep misfortune to hear this far too many times in the last few days, allow me to make it absolutely clear that chickens do not cause chickenpox.
If you suffer from the latter disease, you have clearly not followed UEA protocol for deep space travel, and your vaccination status is woefully out of date. Report to sickbay immediately or leave the planet.
For those who are to go on the expedition this coming week, you are also required to report to sickbay independent of your views on chickenpox. A health check is mandatory for those spending time on surface.
If you suffer from the latter disease, you have clearly not followed UEA protocol for deep space travel, and your vaccination status is woefully out of date. Report to sickbay immediately or leave the planet.
For those who are to go on the expedition this coming week, you are also required to report to sickbay independent of your views on chickenpox. A health check is mandatory for those spending time on surface.
Re: Uion☆
But bodes ill for the urine sample.I am a doctor. Your weight is part of your medical information. Not your dating profile.
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Uion☆
(Anonymous) 2022-06-19 11:45 am (UTC)(link)My weight should be on my file from when I first got recruited.
Re: Uion☆
I also require a urine sample in a sterile container produced in sick bay. Since I am immensely tired of this discussion, I recommend selecting your answer that favours my simple instructions, not your ridiculousness.
Uion☆
(Anonymous) 2022-06-19 11:54 am (UTC)(link)Give me the container and I'll do it in a nearby bathroom.
Re: Uion☆
I am no longer interested in this debate. Either show up or discuss the matter with the Commander. I have already given you ten times the amount of time needed for the medical.