Chickenpox is unrelated to chickens

[worldofice]

Since I have had the deep misfortune to hear this far too many times in the last few days, allow me to make it absolutely clear that chickens do not cause chickenpox.

If you suffer from the latter disease, you have clearly not followed UEA protocol for deep space travel, and your vaccination status is woefully out of date. Report to sickbay immediately or leave the planet.

For those who are to go on the expedition this coming week, you are also required to report to sickbay independent of your views on chickenpox. A health check is mandatory for those spending time on surface.

Comments

[worldofice]

Allow me to demonstrate the art of brevity: your appointment is Tuesday 2pm.

[shinjistudios]

Do I need to bring anything with me? I'm assuming you have all my medical files, but if there are other materials you may require, please let me know and I'll make sure I have everything before arriving at the medbay.

[worldofice]

Merely yourself. I'll provide a gag.

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