Medical intervention

[worldofice]

These ridiculous cards that continue to flood Yomi indicate information that obviously requires medical attention.

Kawamura-san, your "morning show" suggests regular physiotherapy is required. See Shishido. More than once.

Tezuka-san, despite our interactions, I have pinned your card up in my office your joy riding indicates the beginning of mental instability and potential inner ear issues. You will see me for the latter, and I recommend Yagyuu for the former.

Yukimura, the presence of your card has reminded me that I have been negligent in informing you of your medical check-ups because I dislike the prospect of any kind of conversation as much as you. You will find time next week.

Chitose Miyuki, it is clear that you require a gynecological examination and pap test. It is a simple procedure, so you may select any member of the medical team to attend you.

Yanagi-san, I have heard mere rumours of the content of this particular card, but body alterations require the occasional check. Report to medical bay.

Unrelated to any cards, I have heard reports that there is an issue with Sanada's chest. It was compared favourably with a traditional washboard, which can hardly be considered healthy muscular structure. Sanada-san, you will come to the medical bay for assessment.


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[ooc: Strikes deleted! Yuki, I assume Atobe just got a regular card of yours but would have medical files to remind him of your super-rare fact and prompt the medical check-up question. Also, I appreciate that the cards were given out ages ago! Can we assume Atobe was very slow at opening his pack? He may also have seen other cards put down, dropped or confiscated in medical bay for too much drooling.]

Comments

Screened to Atobe

[floranotfauna]

Did you actually read my files, Atobe? I've been diligent in getting my twice-yearly check-ups since I was cured and had my last one the day before I left for this godforsaken rock place, which means you have to wait another 6 weeks before you'll see me in the medbay. You can schedule something for mid-September.

Screened to Yukimura

[worldofice]

I am aware of the due date. However, I thought to allow scheduling it now would allow you six weeks of pretending to be "busy" before you ran out of excuses. Consider it a compliment to the number of pretenses I believed you could conjur.

Screened to Atobe

[floranotfauna]

I'm actually going to be busy seeing as I'm on this upcoming expedition. You get our quarters to yourself for the next two weeks. So, my checkup will be in mid-September, as that will be six months. Surely you'd like to wait to see me.