Medical intervention

[worldofice]

These ridiculous cards that continue to flood Yomi indicate information that obviously requires medical attention.

Kawamura-san, your "morning show" suggests regular physiotherapy is required. See Shishido. More than once.

Tezuka-san, despite our interactions, I have pinned your card up in my office your joy riding indicates the beginning of mental instability and potential inner ear issues. You will see me for the latter, and I recommend Yagyuu for the former.

Yukimura, the presence of your card has reminded me that I have been negligent in informing you of your medical check-ups because I dislike the prospect of any kind of conversation as much as you. You will find time next week.

Chitose Miyuki, it is clear that you require a gynecological examination and pap test. It is a simple procedure, so you may select any member of the medical team to attend you.

Yanagi-san, I have heard mere rumours of the content of this particular card, but body alterations require the occasional check. Report to medical bay.

Unrelated to any cards, I have heard reports that there is an issue with Sanada's chest. It was compared favourably with a traditional washboard, which can hardly be considered healthy muscular structure. Sanada-san, you will come to the medical bay for assessment.


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[ooc: Strikes deleted! Yuki, I assume Atobe just got a regular card of yours but would have medical files to remind him of your super-rare fact and prompt the medical check-up question. Also, I appreciate that the cards were given out ages ago! Can we assume Atobe was very slow at opening his pack? He may also have seen other cards put down, dropped or confiscated in medical bay for too much drooling.]

Comments

[toastzuka]

Anything on anyone's file that you may have revealed to the public comes under patient confidentiality. And I do not need a checkup for my ears from the likes of you, I will wait for a more ethical doctor to arrive on base.

[worldofice]

The "file" you are referring to is a publically available trading card, listing your love of reckless flight. Presumably, a public offering you completed yourself.

There is no other general medicine doctor on base, nor one due. Deal.

[toastzuka]

I like to fly my vehicle fast. I see no problem with this. Maybe it is you who needs an intervention, or perhaps you need to go back to school to learn your entire career path from the beginning.

I can still wait if I do need a checkup. I wear all the safety equipment required of me before I fly.

[worldofice]

I am merely requiring quantitative qualification of your health. It is perfectly sensible, as an accident out here would result in unrecoverable loss. I am a versed in medicine, Tezuka, not necromancy. Flying until a check-up is essential is flying too long.

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[ooc: almost typed "necrophilia". Oh. So. Different.]

[toastzuka]

I am healthy enough, thank you for your concern. You can also check my files for my most recent checkup which occurred just before I left for Izanagi.

[worldofice]

The environment on Yomi is quite different to that at home, where opportunities to be a reckless twat for free flight were more limited, and consequences more curable. Shirking basic medical examination is not a respectable pastime for a pilot.

[toastzuka]

Oh, do not be alarmed, I'm just shirking this medical checkup because I do not want to be subject to your terrible bedside manner. I would rather have another doctor check my ears for any abnormalities.