Atobe Keigo

Engineer Washboard Sanada-san.

You will come here immediately. There has been utter, fucking destruction an kincident in the medical bay. I appreciate that our tech support should be fed to sandworms you must have considerable demands on your abs time. However, I am more important concerned that a dead body non-functioning medical unit poses a risk to my criminal record the safety of the crew at Yomi.

I dislike every damn person right now having to request that you focus only on my demands set aside other menial and worthless tasks. But the damage is nothing compared to what I intend to do to Akutagawa considerable and lives truthfully just one may be at risk.

You are deeply honoured to attend me the only individual capable of handling apparently, Yuushi's libedo this issue.

To all other residents of Yomi:

The medical bay is currently not fit for use. If you wish to see a member of the medical team go and die in tech support, preferably of something infectious, contact us on our personal communicator, or see me in my quarters for surgery and hopefully temporary body disposal on my absent roommate's bed.

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[ooc: strikes reluctantly deleted after the conversation with Shishido XD]

These ridiculous cards that continue to flood Yomi indicate information that obviously requires medical attention.

Kawamura-san, your "morning show" suggests regular physiotherapy is required. See Shishido. More than once.

Tezuka-san, despite our interactions, I have pinned your card up in my office your joy riding indicates the beginning of mental instability and potential inner ear issues. You will see me for the latter, and I recommend Yagyuu for the former.

Yukimura, the presence of your card has reminded me that I have been negligent in informing you of your medical check-ups because I dislike the prospect of any kind of conversation as much as you. You will find time next week.

Chitose Miyuki, it is clear that you require a gynecological examination and pap test. It is a simple procedure, so you may select any member of the medical team to attend you.

Yanagi-san, I have heard mere rumours of the content of this particular card, but body alterations require the occasional check. Report to medical bay.

Unrelated to any cards, I have heard reports that there is an issue with Sanada's chest. It was compared favourably with a traditional washboard, which can hardly be considered healthy muscular structure. Sanada-san, you will come to the medical bay for assessment.


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[ooc: Strikes deleted! Yuki, I assume Atobe just got a regular card of yours but would have medical files to remind him of your super-rare fact and prompt the medical check-up question. Also, I appreciate that the cards were given out ages ago! Can we assume Atobe was very slow at opening his pack? He may also have seen other cards put down, dropped or confiscated in medical bay for too much drooling.]

To the expedition teams:

Upon returning to base, your person and possessions will be sterilised by aerosol just inside the entrance. Minimise inhalation if you wish to avoid sounding like a yak for the next three days.

While this procedure is designed to counter all known bacteria, there remains the possibility of an unknown microbial presence on Izanagi. For this reason, one member from the expedition will be selected at random and confined to quarantine for 24 hours for medical examination.

For this expedition, the individual is Oshitari Yuushi.

Shishido, might I suggest you greet the returning expedition teams? The observation may allow us to find out about the inevitable injuries before they involve partially removed limbs.

Mizuki, safety with a smile undoubtedly involves luggage removal.

( Screened to Oshitari )

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