Screened to Yuushi

[worldofice]

Screened to Yuushi

"An ode to the washboard in my bedroom" is not a relatable classic.

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[oshitari_yuushi]

A professional opinion does not speak for a sense of aesthetics, Atobe.

[worldofice]

Curves denote beauty, not hard corners.

[oshitari_yuushi]

The Renaissance was several centuries ago, Atobe, we have moved on from those concepts of beauty.

[worldofice]

And yet, would you not agree that your cousin looked well in a skirt, ahn?

[oshitari_yuushi]

The objective attractiveness of my cousin's legs are irrelevant in this discussion, surely

[worldofice]

They provide a suitable counterpoint with which to quantify aesthetics, since any attraction is confined to shape and grace rather than “washboard hardness”.

However, if that subject is unappealing, what are your views on my former roommate?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Well, one would not find legs that are hard as washboards aesthetic, but abdominal muscles, perhaps so.

Former? What have you done to Dr Yukimura?

[worldofice]

Then which outdated household appliance would you compare with desirable legs? A shapely coat rack? Or perhaps a standing lamp?

He has gone on the expedition. There is no reason to ruin the experience by assuming he will return.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I used the term washboard once Atobe. Once.

Ah I see. I had the pleasure of meeting Yukimura for the first time at Byodoin's party recently. As much as I saw of him was quite attractive.

[worldofice]

A common cry from patients in medical bay. Once is quite sufficient for washboards and STDs.

Indeed. How would you rank him in comparison with the washboard engineer?

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[oshitari_yuushi]

I will endeavour to use a less mundane comparison in the future.

I would rank them fairly equally, but attractive in different ways.